Hooflandia Game Random Rules

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  • No one can be sold back to the bank at any time at half the price of the prize paid for them .
  • If your combined assets exceed the agreed limit, you can align all players to face North .
  • If you do not want to buy real estate, you can wear outfits for players, play silly games and shout at any time rude names .
  • Next turn, No property is allowed to claim expenses if the game is played in austerity mode .
  • No property can wear outfits for players, play silly games and shout at any time rude names .
  • You can be transferred to another player's turntable when a character is suggested as a suspect .
  • If your combined assets exceed the agreed limit, Houses and hotels can wear outfits for players, play silly games and shout at any time rude names .
  • Next turn, you can be sold to another player if buildings are standing on any properties of that colour-group (never mix similar colours).
  • The song can wear outfits for players, play silly games and shout at any time rude names .
  • However, Houses and hotels can be sold back to the bank at any time at half the price of the prize paid for them .
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Wait? What’s going on?

Oh, it’s simple. In our novel, Hooflandia, Jeremy Clovenhoof and his friends devise a board game (simply called The Game) which is constructed from all the left over bits of old board games. As we were writing the novel, we decided that we would do the same thing, mostly for fun.

We built the board game and you can see the fun we had when we tried to play it.

But our game needs rules and that’s where the power of technology comes in. We found lots of board game rules and put them through Google Translate a few times until they were really ripe and then we fed them into our super-dooper Hooflandia bot which analysed the rules and invented new ones for us.

You can get some new rules just by refreshing the page.

Hooflandia, a novel about why setting up your own independent country in a pub beer garden isn’t as easy as it looks.