Hooflandia Game Random Rules

Here are the rules of your game...

  • Players who decide to move to the room should say aloud what everyone is thinking .
  • When the earth cools, No property can buy the property in a bank at a printed price. (You get the Title tab showing ownership. ).
  • If you normally lisp then, A player who lands in this place can buy the property in a bank at a printed price. .
  • If you normally lisp then, you pays the Bank the amount of the offer in cash (terms and conditions apply).
  • They will be three characters. .
  • For example, if you only have three players in the game, A player who lands in this place can make a proposal to remove the suspect's potential by guilty of a murderer, a murder weapon and a murder weapon (and receives the title of title for this property).
  • For example, if you only have three players in the game, The high bidder must shout instead .
  • Players who decide to move to the room should say aloud what everyone is thinking .
  • When the earth cools, you can buy the property in a bank at a printed price. .
  • However, A player who lands in this place can request a refund from the bank (terms and conditions apply).
Generate Another Set of Rules

Wait? What’s going on?

Oh, it’s simple. In our novel, Hooflandia, Jeremy Clovenhoof and his friends devise a board game (simply called The Game) which is constructed from all the left over bits of old board games. As we were writing the novel, we decided that we would do the same thing, mostly for fun.

We built the board game and you can see the fun we had when we tried to play it.

But our game needs rules and that’s where the power of technology comes in. We found lots of board game rules and put them through Google Translate a few times until they were really ripe and then we fed them into our super-dooper Hooflandia bot which analysed the rules and invented new ones for us.

You can get some new rules just by refreshing the page.

Hooflandia, a novel about why setting up your own independent country in a pub beer garden isn’t as easy as it looks.