Clovenhoof: Separate adventures

FREE book of short stories to introduce you to the world of Clovenhoof.

Curious about the day that Saint Christopher found out he'd been declared non-existent by the pope? What exactly is a cat in Hell's chance? How would an annual Christmas present exchange between Heaven and Hell work out? Find out the answers to these and other pressing questions in this collection of short stories from the world of Clovenhoof

Halloween 2016. It is eight days until the American people vote for the 45th President of the United States and millions are struck with horror at the prospect of Donald J Trump getting his hands on the oval office. However, few of those people know that Nostradamus had foreseen both Trump’s presidency and the British exit from the EU spelling the end of the world as we know it. Jeremy Clovenhoof and Michael Michaels have read the prophecies and must do their utmost to stop them coming true (because Clovenhoof can’t let the world end until he’s seen the latest series of Game of Thrones). This book, along with several other "Trump" books is mentioned in an MTV article.

Jeremy Clovenhoof has spent the last six years living the quiet life in the suburbs after losing his job as Lord of Hell but now his semi-retirement is about to be turned upside down.

His town is being over-run by dictatorial mayors and religious fanatics. He’s been accused of being an illegal immigrant (he is) and an undesirable foreigner (he is) and he faces deportation if he can’t fix things.

In a year of parliamentary turmoil, mass protest and economic uncertainty, Clovenhoof has to navigate the job market, the political landscape and affairs of the heart.

In the most searingly honest record of Britain today — featuring fearsome lollipop ladies, explosive art, bad parking vigilantes, kinky cosplay and the lost works of William Shakespeare — Clovenhoof’s Diary provides us with a compelling insight into a country at odds with itself and explains how we got into this current mess.

Probably.

Jeremy Clovenhoof is Satan, made redundant from Hell and sent to live in suburbia.

What is the worst that the world of mortals can throw at him?

2020 — The unforgettable year we’d all like to forget. The year of pandemic lockdowns, face masks, working from home and the utterly unnecessary panic buying of every toilet roll in the shop.

But how does Clovenhoof cope with this strangest of years? Enjoying his life of semi-retirement, he brings his own special skills and moral views to bear on the unique problems of life in Lockdown Britain.

Collecting the original fundraising Isolation Chronicle novellas together with additional previously unpublished adventures, this book is your essential guide to a remarkable year.